Hail Britannia!!!

“I’d be arrested if I

unzipped that dress…”

—Prince Philip

Mail Online 5/17/2012

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146025/Danger-pretty-girl-alert-Sound-old-goat-gaffe-siren-fruity-Prince-Philip.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

“Here, oh majestic Prince—

Let me unzip it for you”

The big bosomed beauty said

Beatrice Bigbottom—

Lined up with all the other

Diamond Jubilee celebrants

ZIP! Went the zipper—

Out-popped her Big Tits!

The Queen simply shocked!