DYKE DUET 

Now this be the Tale

Of two fine Wenches

As ever wet a Bed

Two  Dames created

Of lofty Lineage who

Found each other in

Tandem Pleasure

Full of Distraction

Pussy & Persuasion

Itch of Palm and a

Most Horrible Burning

Miss Furr and Miss Skin

Languishing in Leisure

Imperial Personages

Solace and Consolation

Is Paris Burning Yet?

Showing their Sighs and Thighs

Their Swoons and their Moons

Their Strengths and their Fragilities

Their Ooohhs and Aaahhs as

Well as a full Exposé of their

Dishy & Bitchy Lesbos Distempers

Written & Illustrated

By a Queen of Fashion

Dames and Dutchesses

Ditching Butchy Breton

As well as Pouty Pound

Trashing the Testicular

And Byzantine Baggage

Riding Side-Saddle atop

The Patriarchal Pricks of

So-called Male Muy Macho

Discarding Romeo and

All that boring Bathos

Smack-of-the-Whip

Riding Crop and Superb

Pain Sisters of Sapphic

Hip-Boots & Scarlet Riding

Gear Getty-Up Baby Boyz!!!

Duchesses Clitoressas

Wincing Naughty Nuns

Of Speeding Stallions

Guard your Daughters well

Venus is back in Force

Slips of her Tongue-Tied

Lachrymose Urns & Urges

Seeking Out Girls in Need

Patience Scalpel 

Myrna Loy our Pussy Galore

Sickle of Reaping Sorrows

Plough of Plunging Night

From Beginning to End, Top

To Bottom, Inside & Out,

Able to Understand all our

Hopes and Fears for Love

Gamboling, Pushy and

Moaning up there in the lofty

Sistine Chapel of Women

Who come & go talking of

Michelangelo, Whorls and

Crevices of Sisters like

Two Peas in a Pussy Pod

How patiently Indiscrete

Her Bright Red Herbage

Twisting between her Sunny

White Thighs as She Sows

And Reaps her Flaming

Captivatingly Irresponsible

Flourishing Pretty Thing

Contessa Condoleezza 

Lady Shock and Awe

Lovely Senorita Fly-By-Night 

Buzzing the Busy Beltway

All the way to Rome and Back

Madame Buck & Balk Bad Girl

With Mean Monocle and Whip

Buttocks-Boss Countess of Pain

Hillary the Rod 

Baroness of Bare Bottom

Hillary Rodham Arkansas Queen

Champion of Bad Boy Bill

Tough Broad from Little Rock

Turpitudnal Check-Rein of those

Feckless Male Panderings

Atop the Oval Office’s Desktop

Bible Bitch

Senator McSame’s Sweetheart

Pusillanimous Pussy of Perplexing

Caribou Kunt and Alaskan Pussy

Church certified Vice President from

Pushy Phoenix to Foggy Bottoms

First Woman USA POTUS Queen

East of Eden West of Fairbanks